Q: Who was George Washingtons wife?
Kid: Miss America
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Q: Should a man be with an older or a younger woman?
Kid: Yes because they are more mature and have money and stuff.
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Q:What happens to a cut when it heals?
Kid: It goes down into your blood and then goes into another country.
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Q: Whatever happened to Adam and Eve?
Kid: God sent the to hell and then transferred them to Los Angeles!
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Q: What does a movie star actually do?
Kid: They go to the studio and do some stuff... they have a movie star breakfast and a movie star lunch and then the go home and go to bed with another movie star.
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Q: When God punished Eve, what did he make her become?
Kid: A housewife.
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